Washed Up

I turned a screw into an asshole with a power drill. Many watts.

I donated a dildo to Toys 4 Tots. It broke because the kids used it a lot.

I sexually assaulted my co-worker visually

I thought she was trying to show off her tits to me

Come take a seat in the armchair of despair

And stay there a fair while

Come sit on my lap and watch porn as a family

I know this sounds crazy but this is not even insanity

I’m in and out of vogue

Like a dick inside a pussyhole

No change so I passed a toll freely

And I didn’t try to pay it online

Like fuck it, I’ll just pay the fine

My most off-putting looks are sinister in nature

Some days I feel like Bernie, Some days I feel like Trump

How do I account for that discrepancy?

Answer: %4&2$*^%! # 4 ^#^$ $#@ #$%()!_# and such

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