I turned a screw into an asshole with a power drill. Many watts.
I donated a dildo to Toys 4 Tots. It broke because the kids used it a lot.
I sexually assaulted my co-worker visually
I thought she was trying to show off her tits to me
Come take a seat in the armchair of despair
And stay there a fair while
Come sit on my lap and watch porn as a family
I know this sounds crazy but this is not even insanity
I’m in and out of vogue
Like a dick inside a pussyhole
No change so I passed a toll freely
And I didn’t try to pay it online
Like fuck it, I’ll just pay the fine
My most off-putting looks are sinister in nature
Some days I feel like Bernie, Some days I feel like Trump
How do I account for that discrepancy?
Answer: %4&2$*^%! # 4 ^#^$ $#@ #$%()!_# and such