I spoke to my neighbor Eric
He says shit is fucked up
His mom committed suicide in Argentina
He seemed calm as a cow
Mentioned that he was on antidepressants
And so was the mom.
I commend him for his calm
I ask about his dad
Apparently, he ditched the closet
“My dad is now a fag,”
Should I congratulate that?
His sister Cecily comes out yelping: “Jose, did you hear about my mom? She committed suicide?”
“That’s quite a commitment,” joked Jose.
“Yeah, it’s a commitment that requires mind, body, and spirit.”
When she said mind she pointed at her head, when she said body, she put her hand over her chest.
But when she said spirit she coupled it with nothing.
“You know your mom isn’t getting into heaven now, right?”
“Yup, us Catholics are big on the whole anti-suicide thing.”