🍷 Convention

I’m fine like…

Wine from the future

Catch me at a wine-tasting convention

People thought I came to crash the party

Until they realized I am the party

You’ll never catch me at a poetry convention

People are surprised by the things I mention

But when they get me alone they applaud me (unsolicited) and tell me I brought up the things they wish they had mentioned

It’s no big deal, I tell them

Too much perfume & cologne for one room, I don’t like to smell them

So I go to the balcony for fresh air. Inhale once then pollute it with my cigarette if I’m being blunt

I wish I could fuck Emily. Emily Who?

Emily Blunt

I want to get famous just for that reason

To be known by her and oh wait – I just brushed by her!

BRB

 

 

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